Apr 18 22:15:12 READY? Apr 18 22:15:13 * ilmari (i=ilmari@nygaard.ping.uio.no) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:15:16 SET! Apr 18 22:15:18 no Apr 18 22:15:18 GO! Apr 18 22:15:19 yes Apr 18 22:15:29 er.... Apr 18 22:15:33 ... Apr 18 22:15:34 ...... Apr 18 22:15:36 ...... Apr 18 22:15:37 * JohnLayman waits Apr 18 22:15:37 * Tenn twiddles thumbs Apr 18 22:15:38 ... Apr 18 22:15:38 .. Apr 18 22:15:39 ...... Apr 18 22:15:40 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: WE'LL START WITH AN EASY ONE. GORDON FREEMAN FROM HALF-LIFE 2 HAVING SEX WITH ALYX. GO! Apr 18 22:15:48 John and Tenn: You so made me laugh out loud just now. Apr 18 22:15:48 * louiedog (n=lou@c-71-204-160-46.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:15:51 * hatterson has quit (Connection timed out) Apr 18 22:15:52 * shawnstring has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:15:56 * Traveler427 (n=traveler@CPE-65-31-226-29.new.res.rr.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:15:57 * Travesty (n=travesty@pool-71-187-214-225.nwrknj.fios.verizon.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:15:59 * dequeued looks Apr 18 22:16:08 noooo Apr 18 22:16:08 * Traveler has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:16:09 * zweibel has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:16:12 my forum takes 30 seconds between searches Apr 18 22:16:13 No such thing Apr 18 22:16:25 ,========--/ <- gordon's crowbar Apr 18 22:16:42 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-14281.html Apr 18 22:16:44 8====D <- gordon's other crowbar Apr 18 22:16:46 you have to click through Apr 18 22:16:48 but its there Apr 18 22:16:50 * Wochenende (n=fisch@dslb-084-057-069-046.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:16:53 http://rule34.ridetheemu.com/_images/a2a98805473754495ca0450586832f43/70569%20-%20Alyx_Vance%20Half-life.jpg Apr 18 22:16:57 * floppy (n=floppy@p5B070D7F.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:16:58 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/Tamil2k5/de_dust0012.jpg Apr 18 22:17:05 * spaam (i=johan@spaam.bsnet.se) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:09 * Umber has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:17:11 is that even alyx Apr 18 22:17:11 Half-Life 2 | ManiaThey want you to BE Gordon Freeman, and hence Gordon doesn't utter a .... "Take your clothes off, Alyx. Take them off! Please, look, you obviously like me ... Apr 18 22:17:13 * Umber (i=umber@gimble.cc.vt.edu) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:18 damn Apr 18 22:17:19 Ah, Dmytri. Apr 18 22:17:20 ROUND OVER Apr 18 22:17:22 * aaricpitt (n=aaricpit@204.238.112.201) has left #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:23 WAIT Apr 18 22:17:24 NO Apr 18 22:17:24 * dethfactor (n=dethfact@76.206.227.238) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:26 ONE MORE Apr 18 22:17:27 * morphos (n=morphos@CPE-72-129-241-163.kc.res.rr.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:27 * MacPrince has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:17:31 yeah Apr 18 22:17:33 TENN'S IS DISQUALIFIED Apr 18 22:17:34 technically my image is http://www.hentai-foundry.com/piccies/d/dmitrys/14281.jpg Apr 18 22:17:35 DAMNIT Apr 18 22:17:41 * musiKk (n=catch_me@dslb-092-078-021-180.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:17:42 epic fail by me Apr 18 22:17:42 THAT'S BARNET! Apr 18 22:17:48 I failed Apr 18 22:17:54 why? Apr 18 22:17:54 machinima? Apr 18 22:17:57 oh Apr 18 22:18:02 epic fail by me Apr 18 22:18:02 WE NEED ONE MORE Apr 18 22:18:05 not alyx either Apr 18 22:18:09 THAT's JOHN FREEMAN Apr 18 22:18:09 aw, SEE someone has a rule34 repo Apr 18 22:18:10 http://www.mania.com/halflife-2_article_48352.html Apr 18 22:18:11 cheaters Apr 18 22:18:11 i have another Apr 18 22:18:13 xD Apr 18 22:18:14 *points at above quote* Apr 18 22:18:19 * julian- (n=julian-@cpc3-bror3-0-0-cust601.bmly.cable.ntl.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:18:26 * Tenn sighs in corner, betrayed by asian chicks Apr 18 22:18:34 http://sexysecondlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/second-life-sex-couch2.jpg Apr 18 22:18:43 STILL WAITING Apr 18 22:18:54 WE NEED ONE MORE Apr 18 22:19:01 THE OTHERS AREN'T HALF-LIFE 2 ALYX/GORDON Apr 18 22:19:11 mine is Apr 18 22:19:14 * Brownlee gives voice to julian- Apr 18 22:19:33 Zohn, you got points already Apr 18 22:19:35 * Dito (n=dito@c-76-25-154-251.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:19:43 " Oh yeah, and another thing: since Gordon wouldn't talk, I decided I would carry on my own conversations with the chicks from the game."Take your clothes off, Alyx. Take them off! Please, look, you obviously like me and these might be our final minutes on this earth. We can use the gravity gun! I tried it on myself, it's quite a rush!"" Apr 18 22:19:44 ZOHN AND TENN HAVE PROVIDED VALID LINKS Apr 18 22:19:45 still looking Apr 18 22:19:47 i found another if I can double up Apr 18 22:19:48 wait Apr 18 22:19:49 From teh article Apr 18 22:19:50 AAH VORTIGAUNT ALYX Apr 18 22:19:51 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-11486.html Apr 18 22:19:51 what about me :I Apr 18 22:19:52 The atmosphere here in BoingBoing is electric. You could cut the tension with a network cable. Apr 18 22:20:00 I have it but I'm having machine problems--damn it! Apr 18 22:20:04 * decembrino (n=decembri@89.100.92.189) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:20:05 i found one of the already posted ones Apr 18 22:20:10 * g0rdr4h0n has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:20:11 * TheArchpadre (n=thearchp@76.226.29.21) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:20:13 ROUND OVER Apr 18 22:20:16 That's right, Rob. It's going to be a good day to see some pixelated cock out on the field of pixelated cock. Apr 18 22:20:17 KILL THE POODLE GETS THE LAST ONE Apr 18 22:20:23 woof woof! Apr 18 22:20:25 bah Apr 18 22:20:26 that was a bit harder than I expected Apr 18 22:20:32 * BCMM (n=bcmm@unaffiliated/bcmm) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:20:33 * sean` has quit (No route to host) Apr 18 22:20:35 oh you just wait Apr 18 22:20:36 Pshaw, easy Apr 18 22:20:39 alyxfucked.ytmnd.com <<< everyone with but freeman on alyx :( Apr 18 22:20:42 Civvies Apr 18 22:20:42 * xenuphobia has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:20:43 * Tenn has quit ("Java user signed off") Apr 18 22:20:46 yeah Apr 18 22:20:50 OKAY, CURRENT SCORE: Apr 18 22:20:56 ZOHN: 3 Apr 18 22:20:56 TENN: 2 Apr 18 22:21:00 KILLTHEPOODLE: 1 Apr 18 22:21:04 * Hagrid (n=hagrid@c-24-18-77-45.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:21:06 NEXT ROUND WILL BEGIN IN ONE MINUTE Apr 18 22:21:07 what about mine Apr 18 22:21:08 lol Apr 18 22:21:16 I have to f*cking restart--It looks like I'm out. Good luck kids Apr 18 22:21:16 byronhulcher: first 3 score Apr 18 22:21:17 The opener was a bit of a shocker, as the contestents discovered the Rule 34 Challenge is more difficult than one might think! Is the internet not the morass of filth and depravity we've all come to know and love? Apr 18 22:21:25 i hit mine up before Apr 18 22:21:36 My boss called me out of the office, this is going to be a challenge :) Apr 18 22:21:37 joelev: the worst part is rembering you have seen it before Apr 18 22:21:39 yeah, not difficult if you're using a RULE 34 repo!!! you sickos. Apr 18 22:21:51 * floppy has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:21:52 joelev: Next you'll be telling me that it's used by normal people to get productive things done. Apr 18 22:21:55 I'm still looking... Apr 18 22:21:58 it occurs to me I should sign out of gmail, or I'm going to get some unusual ads this week Apr 18 22:22:05 ...For an image, for an image! Apr 18 22:22:09 Rule 34. A new meme! Apr 18 22:22:10 * Beschizza has quit ("Leaving") Apr 18 22:22:11 ROUND TWO WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS Apr 18 22:22:19 * Beschizza (n=Beschizz@c-24-23-113-29.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:22:19 * Travesty has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:22:26 * Liiint has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) Apr 18 22:22:38 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Beschizza Apr 18 22:22:42 johnWUSSman Apr 18 22:22:48 OKAY, ROUND TWO Apr 18 22:22:48 oh geez K, not this again Apr 18 22:22:51 :-P Apr 18 22:22:53 lol Apr 18 22:22:54 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: PUMPKIN FUCKING Apr 18 22:22:54 Welcome back, Rob. The players are waiting breathlessly on the field as the official consults his cards. Apr 18 22:22:55 GO Apr 18 22:22:58 * zaman (n=zaman@128.73.54.77.rev.vodafone.pt) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:23:04 And round two is off! Apr 18 22:23:09 * MikeeB has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:23:12 * CrackWilding (n=CrackWil@moore.icpa.gatech.edu) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:23:15 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-3229.html Apr 18 22:23:15 Can it be video? Apr 18 22:23:15 http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/pumpkinfucker.jpg Apr 18 22:23:16 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.stupidporn.com/images/food_pumpkin.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.stupidporn.com/&h=200&w=150&sz=14&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=HTW3GnfIu7lnXM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=78&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpumpkin%2Bfucking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG Apr 18 22:23:16 http://spookyblog.com/_post/0710/gothicsluts-scar13pumpkin.jpg Apr 18 22:23:18 http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/FUCK%20HALLOWEEN-732457.jpg Apr 18 22:23:18 * [-Ghost-] has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:23:19 http://www.pumpkin-porn.com/images/blowjob-2.jpg Apr 18 22:23:24 http://www.dontspitswallow.com/pop.jpg Apr 18 22:23:24 http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:BaxkD_2Qu04mfM:http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0710/gothicsluts-scar13pumpkin.jpg Apr 18 22:23:29 http://spookyblog.com/_post/0710/gothicsluts-scar13pumpkin.jpg Apr 18 22:23:30 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/80507?search=pumpkin Apr 18 22:23:31 Pumpkins are a gourd used in cooking around the world, but are especially iconic of the harvest season. Apr 18 22:23:32 ok that one was too easy Apr 18 22:23:34 wow Apr 18 22:23:35 * Traveler7 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:23:39 Damn Apr 18 22:23:41 waay too easy Apr 18 22:23:41 http://www.stupidporn.com/images/food_pumpkin.jpg Apr 18 22:23:43 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-3229.html Apr 18 22:23:43 pft it was spammed before the image even loaded here, haha Apr 18 22:23:46 people have that shit bookmarked Apr 18 22:23:49 * linmu has quit (Remote closed the connection) Apr 18 22:23:57 I can just imagine what the google offices are like, since they keep a running feed of searches Apr 18 22:24:03 haha Apr 18 22:24:12 it's a big scrolling wall of data ;) Apr 18 22:24:12 http://www.bdmz.com/abpsa/media/11-07-07/gothicsluts-scar13pumpkin.jpg Apr 18 22:24:18 why are the IT guy and the security guard walking over to my desk? Apr 18 22:24:22 PING PING PING PUMPKIN,FUCKER Apr 18 22:24:27 Bugger a SNAP! with killthepoodle Apr 18 22:24:27 and then 50 searches fo Pumpkin fucking flood it Apr 18 22:24:31 LMAO Apr 18 22:24:38 * binary-zero- (n=binary-z@unaffiliated/binary-zero) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:24:41 * binary-zero- has quit (K-lined) Apr 18 22:24:44 K`Tetch: too late, although we admire your dedication to quality over early results Apr 18 22:24:44 A huge success for that round, as a flood of pumpkin-related imagery squirts all over the field. Apr 18 22:24:45 * FloppyColon (n=FloppyCo@p5B070D7F.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:24:46 ROUND TWO OVER Apr 18 22:24:47 * decembrino (n=decembri@89.100.92.189) has left #boingboing Apr 18 22:24:49 TABULATING POINTS Apr 18 22:24:52 * martharose (n=chatzill@27.126-84-212.ippool.ndo.com) has left #boingboing Apr 18 22:24:55 What about gourds, Rob? Apr 18 22:24:56 * pete0r (n=pete0r@64.178.98.103.dynamic.dejazzd.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:24:58 http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction Apr 18 22:25:01 Bonus: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ostromite.com/sextoy18.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ostromite.com/sextoy.htm&h=284&w=263&sz=5&hl=en&start=11&tbnid=ris7rDfm-95YvM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=106&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpumpkin%2Bfucking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG Apr 18 22:25:14 Why would I want to click on a bonus for Pumpkin Fucking? Apr 18 22:25:15 I got a goatse pumpkin, good stuff Apr 18 22:25:16 Many of the images were gourds, although not strictly pumpkins. Apr 18 22:25:18 The Gourds, didn't they cover Gin N Juice? Apr 18 22:25:19 http://www.ostromite.com/sextoy18.jpg Apr 18 22:25:27 * furgig has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:25:30 mine were pumkins! Apr 18 22:25:31 Ew, gross Apr 18 22:25:33 * Traveler42 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:25:35 * PhilKC (i=PhilKC@freenode/staff/philkc) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:25:38 * Pinballx has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:25:39 Accuracy is the key to solid Rule 34 Challenge play! Apr 18 22:25:40 * HiyooyiH (i=hiyooyih@71-12-142-116.dhcp.mtgm.al.charter.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:25:44 I managed to find lesbian face fucking pumpkin porn Apr 18 22:25:44 * Traveler7 (n=traveler@adsl-68-93-64-239.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:25:46 so there Apr 18 22:25:48 lmao Apr 18 22:25:50 Might I propose a round? Apr 18 22:25:56 NO SIT DOWN Apr 18 22:25:57 * Grablin has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:26:01 whoa tthere burnboy Apr 18 22:26:02 i found guys in full body paint as zoo animals fucking Apr 18 22:26:02 but oh no Apr 18 22:26:05 * Chac has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:26:08 caseAP: Me too! Apr 18 22:26:09 no good enough Apr 18 22:26:12 Beschizza: that would be great, check with Brownlee Apr 18 22:26:13 * ja5kier (i=ja5kier@helios.wmid.amu.edu.pl) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:26:19 I found yuri pumpkinPLAY, but no penatration Apr 18 22:26:20 WINNERS LAST ROUND: KILLTHEPOODLE, BURNBOY, ISOL8D Apr 18 22:26:24 CURRENT RANKINGS Apr 18 22:26:25 i had to take a moment to check if the orange was a pumpkin Apr 18 22:26:26 Furries? Apr 18 22:26:30 yah Apr 18 22:26:31 * Traveler7 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:26:32 killthepoodle 4 Apr 18 22:26:32 Zohn 3 Apr 18 22:26:32 burnboy 2 Apr 18 22:26:32 Tenn 2 Apr 18 22:26:32 isol8d 1 Apr 18 22:26:35 This is embarassing =) Apr 18 22:26:37 * dbalsdon (n=dbalsdon@host86-150-49-3.range86-150.btcentralplus.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:26:39 i thought it was by fastest! Apr 18 22:26:42 * encryptio (n=ckastorf@c-24-30-76-120.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:26:43 ROUND 3 WILL START IN ONE MINUTE Apr 18 22:26:45 yeah I think I'm pretty happy i'm not up there lol Apr 18 22:26:47 Brownlee do you need teh direct link Apr 18 22:26:49 ? Apr 18 22:26:49 * lyonlamb (n=lyonlamb@75-164-44-18.tcsn.qwest.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:26:59 Cum halloween I might take some pictures :) Apr 18 22:27:00 i had 1st link Apr 18 22:27:10 * tekieb (n=tekieb@72.25.19.148) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:27:11 DIRECT LINK IS BEST, BUT ITS ALL UP TO WHETHER OR NOT ITS A DUPE AND WHICH COMES TO ME FIRST Apr 18 22:27:12 burnboy: it's as he gets them, IRC does have some latency Apr 18 22:27:17 LAME Apr 18 22:27:21 ok Apr 18 22:27:24 * dbalsdon (n=dbalsdon@host86-150-49-3.range86-150.btcentralplus.com) has left #boingboing Apr 18 22:27:27 turn off your bit torrent pr0n Apr 18 22:27:30 ;) Apr 18 22:27:35 I think my girlfriend would be quite shocked if I was on the top three Apr 18 22:27:36 MESSAGES WILL COME THROUGH AT DIFFERENT SPEEDS, IT'S ALL WHEN IT REACHES ME. :) Apr 18 22:27:38 "Lag 0" Apr 18 22:27:38 Why would you turn that off? Apr 18 22:27:40 * danbalsdon (n=dbalsdon@host86-150-49-3.range86-150.btcentralplus.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:27:45 OKAY Apr 18 22:27:46 * Fimbaz has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) Apr 18 22:27:47 * RealTrist (n=RPW@S010600195b5038fc.vw.shawcable.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:27:48 ROUND THREE IS STARTING Apr 18 22:27:51 ircing from a box 1 hop from lynx Apr 18 22:27:53 lolin Apr 18 22:28:04 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: JEAN LUC PICARD AND BEVERLY CRUSHER Apr 18 22:28:12 Round three is heating up, after two exciting rounds here in the Pervo Pavillion. Apr 18 22:28:13 * alaram has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:28:17 * lyonlamb has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:28:18 Jesus christ Apr 18 22:28:18 * _mikal (n=mikal@69-12-129-6.dsl.static.sonic.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:28:21 And it's a Star Trek play! Apr 18 22:28:26 * dalurka (n=dalurka@holly.bsnet.se) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:28:27 The balls are flying, Joel Apr 18 22:28:45 * boycie (n=boycie@216-198-95-99.client.cypresscom.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:28:46 They whacking it into orbit, this time. Apr 18 22:28:53 http://www.trekiverse.org/startrek/startrek/adult/tng/Cravings Apr 18 22:28:55 Will one of the most beloved sci-fi couples of the '90s appear in sufficent quantity on the smut-o-web? Apr 18 22:28:56 http://images.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/7/5/e75a0c0b1f23f5157da15b4feab7945f.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/kiss&h=250&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=WgZBt5H5EweYTM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpicard%2Bcrusher%2Bporn%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN Apr 18 22:28:56 http://picardgettinglaid.ytmnd.com/ Apr 18 22:29:03 * Traveler7 (n=traveler@ip98-164-113-150.no.no.cox.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:29:07 That's too obscure. What if you aren't a Trekie? Apr 18 22:29:11 * tekieb has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:29:12 CRAVINGS NOT FOUND Apr 18 22:29:13 I assume they need to be nekkid? Apr 18 22:29:14 And we've got our first three returns...but will they qualify? Apr 18 22:29:15 * Traveler7 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:29:19 damnit picard and jesus Apr 18 22:29:19 Oh, a mishit from Kuhfelt: 404 Apr 18 22:29:20 * Zero|Byte (n=Jeiel@125.60.241.206) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:29:21 its fucking google Apr 18 22:29:27 oh bevily crusher Apr 18 22:29:31 i was looking for will crusher Apr 18 22:29:35 http://questiezil.tripod.com/genpics/pckiss1.jpg Apr 18 22:29:36 whoops :( Apr 18 22:29:38 haha Apr 18 22:29:41 piss Apr 18 22:29:41 * TheArchpadre has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:29:51 I was doing it whithout Google Apr 18 22:29:53 that qualifies if you're testifying to Congress Apr 18 22:30:00 * flashay has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:30:01 * pete0r has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:30:01 http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/7/5/e75a0c0b1f23f5157da15b4feab7945f.jpg Apr 18 22:30:09 Rob, many of the submissions appear to be simple screencaps of actual television. Is there a precident for these sorts of plays? Apr 18 22:30:11 * tgulden has quit () Apr 18 22:30:13 can we msg Brownleee w/ suggestions? Apr 18 22:30:14 eh, that was shite. sorry. Apr 18 22:30:15 KISSING IS NOT GETTING LAID, ENN0 Apr 18 22:30:26 * Lynch has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:30:27 eww, furry crusher Apr 18 22:30:29 damnit, I've been lied to Apr 18 22:30:30 And the official comes out with a crushing call! Apr 18 22:30:43 * jrtm has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:30:43 http://picardlaid.ytmnd.com/ Apr 18 22:30:45 * tanjent (n=tanjent@c-24-19-38-233.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:30:46 Christ I found Data and Picard porn, Ryker and Picard porn what the hell Apr 18 22:30:47 * Lucidium (n=lucidium@host86-142-56-83.range86-142.btcentralplus.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:30:48 Disqualifying most of the initial submissions. The players scramble to take advantage of the opening! Apr 18 22:30:49 There is, Joel, but it's a hard decision for the judges to make--and all too easy to rub out. Apr 18 22:30:52 nobody said it had to be NSFW... Apr 18 22:30:54 Sometimes it's pretty close--depends on who you're kissing Apr 18 22:31:01 some erotica too Apr 18 22:31:01 And where Apr 18 22:31:07 and between THOSE two, that's the same thing Apr 18 22:31:08 * fnroadfnzoo1 (n=fnroadfn@ppp-71-134-159-7.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:11 especially on that show Apr 18 22:31:16 * njkhkjnkugjh (n=njkhkjnk@bca210.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:17 * Sulej (i=sulej@dynamic-78-8-133-104.ssp.dialog.net.pl) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:19 It really is a judges game, Rob. Apr 18 22:31:21 scratch that, shittons of erotica Apr 18 22:31:24 * simon has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:24 * clabber_grrl6 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:25 * Traveler7 (n=traveler@wsip-70-168-49-98.sd.sd.cox.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:26 IF NO ONE CAN COME UP WITH ACTUAL SEX IN THE NEXT MINUTE, THE DISQUALIFIED ENTRIES WILL BE REQUALIFIED Apr 18 22:31:28 Crusher alone porn, Crusher Janeway Porn Apr 18 22:31:36 * fnroadfnzoo1 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:39 * fnroadfnzoo5 (n=fnroadfn@ppp-71-134-159-7.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:40 i wanted to find will crusher Apr 18 22:31:41 anyone got the wrong crusher? Apr 18 22:31:42 * AKX (i=akx@88.193.184.28) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:47 * _mikal has quit (Remote closed the connection) Apr 18 22:31:48 * dethfactor has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:53 Enn0: i was looking for that one initaly Apr 18 22:31:53 * Sulej has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:53 * HiyooyiH has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:55 * Lucidium has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:31:58 * bkgm (n=jeradmul@209-6-102-89.c3-0.smr-ubr1.sbo-smr.ma.cable.rcn.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:31:59 Joel, I fear this might be a crushing loss for our competitors, who've so far come up bald. Apr 18 22:32:00 now that would not be nice. he might be in this channel for all we know. Apr 18 22:32:02 JohnLayman: The amount of trekkies who want gayness on the show is higher than you might imagine. Apr 18 22:32:04 * fnroadfnzoo5 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:32:15 * Traveler427 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:32:16 ROUND CLOSED Apr 18 22:32:17 this ones for LOLZ Apr 18 22:32:18 * Traveler456455 (n=traveler@ppp-71-134-159-7.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:32:19 http://wannafuckpicard.ytmnd.com/ Apr 18 22:32:21 * dethfactor (n=dethfact@adsl-76-206-227-238.dsl.chcgil.sbcglobal.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:32:29 Some have question whether or not the Spankability Index should be reinstated, but as you can see at this level of play the sort of institutional overhead would be tremendous! Apr 18 22:32:32 JUDGE IS NOW TAKING PITY ON ALL PLAYERS Apr 18 22:32:37 EVERYONE GETS ONE POINT Apr 18 22:32:41 I got boobies Apr 18 22:32:43 What a smirk from the official! Apr 18 22:32:44 yay i have a point1 Apr 18 22:32:45 http://www.northco.net/~crusher/FanFic/allthemeans.html Apr 18 22:32:50 yay Apr 18 22:32:50 fack Apr 18 22:32:56 You get a point, you get a point, we all get a point! Apr 18 22:32:58 cool Apr 18 22:32:58 He's really laying it on thick out there today, eh, Rob? Apr 18 22:33:00 hey joelev ill trade you this point for a laptdance Apr 18 22:33:03 does erotica count at all? Apr 18 22:33:04 fanfic disqualification Apr 18 22:33:04 * bkgm has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:33:07 * tanjent has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:33:10 yeah, money-mount is hot on litigating that sort of thing Apr 18 22:33:12 problem is TNG has been out of circ long enough to build a bunch of 404s Apr 18 22:33:15 I can't believe I found gdamn Worf/Picard porn Apr 18 22:33:25 John, you're mt hero Apr 18 22:33:27 We've got players storming the broadcast booth. This is one fired up offense! Apr 18 22:33:30 *my Apr 18 22:33:34 OKAY Apr 18 22:33:39 * zaman has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:33:40 picard having sex with jesus :| Apr 18 22:33:42 http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/893/catslove33hp9.jpg WHY IS THIS UNDER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR WILL CRUSHER ANAL RAPE Apr 18 22:33:44 ROUND 4 WILL START IN ONE MINUTE Apr 18 22:33:49 lol yeah but you're winning killthepoodle :) Apr 18 22:33:49 The offical removes his cape for the next round. Apr 18 22:33:56 you're everyone's hero lol Apr 18 22:33:58 caseAP: My guess is EXIF Apr 18 22:34:01 complete accident Apr 18 22:34:04 I assure you Apr 18 22:34:11 julian-: i hope they did not tagg their images with rape Apr 18 22:34:13 Wait a minute, if we all get a point, wouldn't that be the same as no one getting points? Apr 18 22:34:16 * ahfhashd (n=ahfhashd@ip98-163-249-190.no.no.cox.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:17 caseAP: More to the point, you're searching for Will Crusher anal rape why? Apr 18 22:34:19 because it was on the dailkos Apr 18 22:34:22 I'm already planning on how to scrub this nick from any personal affiliations on the intertubes Apr 18 22:34:24 he just wants to give us points so there's a record of who's playing Apr 18 22:34:25 lol Apr 18 22:34:27 julian-: because i got the wrong crusher Apr 18 22:34:28 * wyeager has quit (Remote closed the connection) Apr 18 22:34:28 * mckenzie (n=nocarrie@pool-71-254-73-36.ronkva.east.verizon.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:28 * thebud (n=thebud@dhcp-199-74-82-7.res-hall.northwestern.edu) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:29 for the fbi Apr 18 22:34:30 Now what you're going to see here on this next play is a change-up. Apr 18 22:34:32 * wyeager (n=olpc@216-31-233-29.static-ip.telepacific.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:34 * Gayo|Gone (i=foon@stjhnbsu83w-156034242247.nb.aliant.net) has left #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:35 JOHNLAYMAN: YOU ALL FAILED AND SUCCEEDED SIMULTANEOUSLY Apr 18 22:34:41 * sstranz (n=chatzill@69.27.21.250) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:34:44 EPIC SUCCEED! Apr 18 22:34:45 ROUND 4 IS STARTING Apr 18 22:34:46 The referee is taking his gloves off .... and putting a new pair on Apr 18 22:34:56 BESCHIZZA WILL GIVE THE NEXT RULE 34 CHALLENGE Apr 18 22:34:58 Round 4 is always a corker. I can't wait to see what happens! Apr 18 22:35:04 How beautifully sacreligious Apr 18 22:35:05 wasdrule34.com Apr 18 22:35:06 nom nom nom Apr 18 22:35:09 lol Apr 18 22:35:12 Awesome Apr 18 22:35:16 anyone else picturing Brownlee doing his best Moses impression? Apr 18 22:35:24 AD: This Rule 34 Challenge is brought to you by "Rule 35," a scent for men. Apr 18 22:35:29 LET MY PEOPLE GO Apr 18 22:35:30 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: OPERATING SYSTEMS Apr 18 22:35:32 That's the old Rule 35 Apr 18 22:35:35 easy Apr 18 22:35:40 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: OPERATING SYSTEMS Apr 18 22:35:41 GO! Apr 18 22:35:45 Nice call, Rob! Apr 18 22:35:47 you can't suggest a round if you've already got the image loaded Apr 18 22:35:51 http://pics.bestpicever.com/pics/pic_1191038156079.jpg Apr 18 22:35:57 http://blog.chip.de/chip-linux-blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/linux_body_painting_kl.jpg Apr 18 22:35:59 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/LinuxSexPositions.gif Apr 18 22:36:01 http://img5.glowfoto.com/images/2008/04/17-0317123868M.jpg Apr 18 22:36:01 Haven't seen you move like that since your days on the college circuit. Apr 18 22:36:02 Joel, it's always good to get your hands dirty in the field, even as a seasoned commentator Apr 18 22:36:08 http://lh3.google.com/_bavGt6pIW5Q/RqwTK_fLs7I/AAAAAAAABdg/-kmV5V6dZFU/s800/xp+home.jpg Apr 18 22:36:12 How's it feel to get out there and toss one off? Apr 18 22:36:13 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/27811?search=linux Apr 18 22:36:20 http://www.sexoteric.com/pic/nl/artpic/18/407/LinuxSexPositions_3.gif Apr 18 22:36:20 http://rule34.ridetheemu.com/_images/f543e10085e4b55b31e0bb1faf10e306/79943%20-%20OS-tan%20Windows.jpg Apr 18 22:36:29 * mckenzie has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:36:39 * dp9 (n=dp@adsl-211-176-167.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:36:40 * Murderhorn has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:36:47 http://blog.chip.de/chip-linux-blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/linux_body_painting_kl.jpg Apr 18 22:36:47 Joel, quite rewarding, though I might remind players that the result has to *conceivably* be wankable. Apr 18 22:36:54 * cji has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:36:56 ROUND CLOSED Apr 18 22:36:59 * jawapunk (n=jawapunk@stjhnf0124w-142162074378.pppoe-dynamic.nl.aliant.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:37:02 DECIDING WINNERS Apr 18 22:37:04 wow. Apr 18 22:37:06 What a short round! Apr 18 22:37:09 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/27811?search=linux Apr 18 22:37:11 damn Apr 18 22:37:12 http://www.johnandjohn.nl/write/jaj332.gif Apr 18 22:37:12 That sure says a lot. Apr 18 22:37:16 lol Apr 18 22:37:18 * sstranz has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:37:19 Let's take a look at how that played out. Apr 18 22:37:23 people love that linux penguin Apr 18 22:37:24 * boycie has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:37:37 I went for the classic, and classy, OS-Tan Apr 18 22:37:40 This has more of a Let's Bowl feel to it than, say, Family Feud Apr 18 22:37:44 Joel, that one sneezed out in no time at all Apr 18 22:37:46 X <-- you can see here the official moving out into the center of the field, removing his cloak with a fey flourish. Apr 18 22:38:03 O O O O O <-- Now these are the front line players, ready to make their move. Apr 18 22:38:14 OKAY Apr 18 22:38:20 Hoo boy lol Apr 18 22:38:21 The old master spits on his ball, ready to spin out a googly Apr 18 22:38:26 DISCOUNTING DUPES LAST ROUND AND NON-PORNOGRAPHIC ENTRIES Apr 18 22:38:39 no OS-tans? Apr 18 22:38:40 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS-tan Apr 18 22:38:41 Awww Apr 18 22:38:42 CYANOX RECIEVES 3 POINTS, PULK RECIEVES 2 POINTS, AND JOHNLAYMAN RECIEVES ONE POINT Apr 18 22:38:47 Woo! Apr 18 22:38:47 The official unfurls his scroll and holds it high to the crowd! Apr 18 22:38:50 wheee Apr 18 22:38:53 http://wallpapers.mymyah.com/Linux/Linux/firefox_1600x1200.jpg <--- i know the round's over, but what the christ. Apr 18 22:38:53 * K`Tetch gets -1 point! Apr 18 22:38:58 A picture of the Linux Penguin fucking Bill Gates earned me a point Apr 18 22:39:01 * Qwerty1 (n=qwerty@92-232-115-253.cable.ubr04.sout.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:39:05 * malaclypse (n=lon@node.ghostwheel.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:39:06 Big score for CyaNox. Those are his first (real) points on the board today. Apr 18 22:39:07 FURRIES, KILL IT KILL IT Apr 18 22:39:09 There a sentence never uttered by man before Apr 18 22:39:15 * chomper2 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:39:17 CURRENT SCORE Apr 18 22:39:20 killthepoodle 5 Apr 18 22:39:20 Zohn 4 Apr 18 22:39:20 CyaNox 4 Apr 18 22:39:20 burnboy 3 Apr 18 22:39:20 Tenn 3 Apr 18 22:39:21 pulk 3 Apr 18 22:39:22 isol8d 2 Apr 18 22:39:23 And, yes, I've heard a rumor that John DeLorean might be warming up for inclusion. Apr 18 22:39:24 JohnLayman 2 Apr 18 22:39:27 ROUND 5 WILL BEGIN IN ONE MINUTE Apr 18 22:39:28 Let's take a look at the board. Apr 18 22:39:34 Brownlee: i think your scores are wrong ... :P Apr 18 22:39:35 * morphos has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:39:38 * fiskfisk (n=fisk@kanskje.lindh.no) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:39:40 * jafo2 (n=jafo@c-71-233-105-242.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:39:41 Now, Rob, have you been following Killthepoodle this year? Apr 18 22:39:41 Do NOT question the official. Apr 18 22:39:52 It's adding the extra point from the Picard round Apr 18 22:39:53 * ElSmiley3 (n=elsmiley@209.134.126.181) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:39:54 There's been a lot of locker room talk that he peaks early. Apr 18 22:39:57 Joel, do tell more Apr 18 22:40:12 A case of the ol' Brewer's Droop, if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha! Apr 18 22:40:13 I have, and with his well-trimmed paws there's no knowing what might happen in this game Apr 18 22:40:27 ROUND 5 IS STARTING Apr 18 22:40:28 * lightbulbone (n=lightbul@134.117.171.104) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:40:29 * ddonky (n=donpedro@66-190-235-17.dhcp.klmt.or.charter.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:40:32 oh man, my expertise is winnning me no points in this battle Apr 18 22:40:42 Guys- I'm a competitor- I'm, like, here to bring my a game, ya heard? Apr 18 22:40:47 how many rounds are we shooting for? Apr 18 22:40:47 RULE 34 CHALLENGE: DR. GREGORY HOUSE HAVING SEX WITH HIS GOOD FRIEND, DR. WILSON Apr 18 22:40:51 GO! Apr 18 22:40:53 i'm going to need to take a break to vomit soon Apr 18 22:40:58 I'm looking for strong performance out of Zohn and CynNox on this one, as they're both huge House fans. Apr 18 22:41:02 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/13961?search=house%20wilson Apr 18 22:41:13 * Psicop has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:41:17 JOHNLAYMAN: 3 Apr 18 22:41:17 John Layman brings in the first play! But will it qualify? Apr 18 22:41:21 IT DOES! Apr 18 22:41:21 http://rule34.transceration.net/_images/267900bcbc7331fbe9d7ca7cc79b6765/13960%20-%20Gregory_House%20House%20James_Wilson%20Wilson.png Apr 18 22:41:23 Joel, he really slapped one out this time. Whapped it right on the mound. Apr 18 22:41:23 Woo! Apr 18 22:41:27 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/13962?search=house%20wilson Apr 18 22:41:30 * TravelerSandman (n=traveler@quarter.genomecenter.ucdavis.edu) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:41:32 I love House, not that I had this on my computer of course..... Apr 18 22:41:34 * Qwerty1 has quit (Client Quit) Apr 18 22:41:44 * JohnLayman looks around nervously...coughs.... Apr 18 22:41:45 * pch (n=pch@66-215-99-30.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com) has joined #boingboing Apr 18 22:41:46 That's some serious heat right now, Rob. Layman just might have a shot at this thing. Apr 18 22:41:48 firefox crashed! Apr 18 22:41:52